The 2012 season: the Jets [Mod Edit: STILL] suck

Jets Insider is pretty entertaining tonight. opcorn:

Too bad our defense will make Sanchez look like Peyton Manning.

neuronet said:

Too bad our defense will make Sanchez look like Peyton Manning.

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this is a jets suck thread...any positive talk twords the jets should result in a 3 day ban

neuronet said:

Too bad our defense will make Sanchez look like Peyton Manning.

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I will fix your post.
Until the game is on the line, then they will strip sack Marky. This will add more pain and misery to the Jets fans more so than a blow out, which is better.

blackglass3 said:

Jets Insider is pretty entertaining tonight. opcorn:

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It is indeed

We are trying to come to grips with the fact that our team will suck for years to come. Many regulars are starting threads simply to get a rise out of others, who end up taking the bait. It's actually making this one of the more enjoyable post-game messageboard nights for many Jets fans.

I love reading the "Tebow isn't going to help any" stuff. Sanchez is pitching shutouts. Do the anti-Tebow people really think he's going to find a way to amass negative point totals?

hey...don't let us stop you...we all anxiously await the outcome of the SAR-ites versus the SG/RayRay/Choon goon squad....got plenty of popcorn, have at it...

blackglass3 said:

Jets Insider is pretty entertaining tonight. opcorn:

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funny thing is those guys are so expert at meltdown mode it's the norm over there.

I wonder which Chipotle location Sanchez will be working in next year? Too bad. He's been one of my favorite jets QB's to laugh at.

And to think, they actually moved UP in the draft to get this waste of space!
Brilliant! What else ya got?

Next spring, you think they'd trade Mangold for Mallett, straight up? :singing:

Reckedtrek said:

I wonder which Chipotle location Sanchez will be working in next year?

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Why Chipotle?

Tunescribe said:

I heard there was a green-and-white sewage spill in Seattle today. And it stunk pretty bad. :singing::singing:

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Indeed it was smelly. The enemies of October 6 were my friends today and I

them a new chant.
J E T S SUCKSUCKSUCK!!!!
J E T S SUCKSUCKSUCK!!!

GOT TWO HUNDRED VOLUNTEERS TO GO ALONG

Gloom Engulfs Jets as Playoff Hopes Fade in the Seattle Mist - NYTimes.com

... putting Seattle ahead by 14-7, a seemingly insurmountable margin.

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Actually got a chance to watch a little Jets-Sea game today.

What fun. what a release after watching our secondary make Fitzpick6 look like an all-pro. Some semblance of return to normality. (pats have W on scoreboard and .... Jests Suk suk suk.)

Anyway; trying to decide what was the best point of the game:

tv showing graphic "8th animated gesture by Rex Ryan today. Season average is 9 per game." and the announcer saying - 'it's bad when your production crew is keeping track of stats like that' (unspoken: 'instead of Offensive stats').

announcers saying that the half-time analysis was that the 'jests are pathetic and have no hope'

or the pathetic announcer sanchize-lackeys saying:
1. 'sanchize rifles it in there' (as a fluttering duck barely makes to the back side of the receivers range of grasp when he WAS soooo wide-open; then gets crucnched as the DB catches up).
IMMEDIATELY FOLLOWED BY:
2. 'I don't know why they rotate this guy (Tebow) in there; it disrupts the entire flow for the QB.' (on play immediately after the duck; and when Tebow actually runs for a 1D for 6 yards).

NOTE: (More Doofus announcerisms) The announcer then criticizes the play calling for running this same exact play 4 times (THAT WAS SUCCESSFUL by the way) with Tebow and that Sea had it all figured out. Pardon me for being stupid; but if Sea had it all figured out; why wasnt it stopped in the backfield instead of going for 6. I mean he had a good pt that you should show one thing and fake it the 2d or 3d time to do another; but It WORKED. And certainly the SANCHIZE was doing ANYTHING BUT WORKING.

I think before the season I said game 7 or 8 was when Jesters would replace Sanchize with Tebow. But I failed to account for RExy's stubborn streak. He is the Titanic captain....... going down with the ship in defense of sanchize. (unfortunately for him, Sanchize as a 'first-mate' is a Costa-Concordia captain who will be the first one on the life-boat and be blaming the captain the whole time). And if you don't do it after this performance in Sea; I think he will ride sanchize to the unemployment line.

He is the Titanic captain....... going down with the ship in defense of sanchize. (unfortunately for him, Sanchize as a 'first-mate' is a Costa-Concordia captain who will be the first one on the life-boat and be blaming the captain the whole time)

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I was thinking more along the lines of the SS Minnow... Rex = Skipper, Marky = Gilligan

Depressing numbers....

Mark Sanchez vs. NE:
28-41 (68.3%), 328 yds, 8.0 ypa, 1 td, 1 int, 90.3 rating

Mark Sanchez vs. everyone else:
125-253 (49.4%), 1523 yds, 6.1 ypa, 9 td, 8 int, 67.0 rating

Jets Insider.com Forums - View Single Post - Forget Tebow, it's McElroy time.

"We always suck at the wrong time.

Which is why we bring Sanchez back next year if we can't draft a QB we like. We need a new GM and coach for 2013. Hopefully they keep Sanchez and let him stink it up while we clear the cap space. Back-to-back high draft picks. Worst case scenario.

2014 we are back in contention. "


For a team that sucks as much as the Rats do, always sucking at the wrong time is enough to make conspiracy theorists look rational here.

Seems like Rah Rah has accepted his fate for this year.


At least those blowhards are done with.

Tom Brady: Why did the Jets release Danny Woodhead? - NFL.com

Tom Brady: Why did the Jets release Danny Woodhead?

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Me: because they effin' suck!