Q: What do you call an New York Jet with a Super Bowl ring?
A: A thief.
Q: What is the difference between the Patriots and the Jets?
A: The latest Patriots' Super Bowl team picture isn't in black and white.
Q: What did the Jets fan say after his team won the Super Bowl?
A: "Come on mom, why'd you wake me up? I was having an incredible dream!"
Q: How many Jets fans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None; they are all living in New England's shadow.
Q. How are the Jets like bad neighbors?
A. They can't pick up a single yard.
Q: How do you keep a New York Jet out of your yard?
A: Put up goal posts.
Q: What is green and white and does not play pro football?
A: The Jets.
Q: What do the Jets and a Chick-Fil-A manager have in common?
A: Neither one shows up for work on Sunday.
Q: What do the Jets and the Post Office have in common?
A: Neither one delivers on Sundays.
Q: What do the Jets and possums have in common?
A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.
Q: What's the difference between the Jets and cigarettes?
A: Bill Belichick doesn't smoke cigarettes.
Q: What is the difference between the Jets and a dollar bill?
A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
Q: Why are the Jets like a grizzly bear?
A: Every fall they go in to hibernation.
Q: How many Jets does it take to change a tire?
A: Only one - unless it's a blowout, in which case they all show up.
Q: Why are so many Jet players claiming they have the Swine Flu?
A: So they don't have to touch the pigskin.
Q: What is the difference between the Jets & the Taliban?
A: The Taliban has a running game.
Q: If you have a car containing a Jets wide receiver, a Jets linebacker and a Jets defensive back, who is driving the car?
A: The cop.
Q: What do you call 53 millionaires sitting around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A: The New York Jets.
Q: What do you call a New York Jet in the Super Bowl?
A: A spectator.
Q: What is the difference between a Jets fan and a baby?
A: The baby eventually stops crying.
Q: What is a Jet fan's favorite wine?
A: We can't beat the Patriots.
Q: How do you stop a Jets fan from beating his wife?
A: Dress her in New England Patriots blue and white.
Q: What's the best way to teach your dog to roll over and play dead?
A: Have him watch a few Jets games.
Q: What should you do if you find three Jet fans buried up to their neck in cement?
A: Get more cement.
Q: What is the difference between a Jets fan and a carp?
A: One is a bottom-feeding, scum sucker; the other is a fish.
Q. How did the Jets fan die from drinking milk?
A. The cow fell on him.
Q: What does a Jets fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl?
A: He turns off the PlayStation.
Q: How do you castrate a Jets fan?
A: Kick his sister in the mouth.
Q: What is the difference between a bucket of feces and a Jets fan?
A: The bucket.
Q: How do you keep a Jets fan from masturbating?
A: You paint his genitals New England Patriots' blue and white, and he won't beat it for years.
Q: What do the Jets and a television evangelist have in common?
A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "************".
Q: What does a Jets fan and a bottle of beer have in common?
A: Both are empty from the neck up.
Q: What's the difference between Jet fans and mosquitoes?
A: Mosquitoes are only annoying in the summer.
Q: Why do Jet fans keep their season tickets on their dashboards?
A: So they can park in handicap spaces.
Q: How do you know the New York State Police are seriously enforcing speed limits?
A: For the first offense, they give you two Jets tickets. If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them.
Q: How does a Jet fan count to ten?
A: 0-1, 0-2, 0-3, 0-4, 0-5, 0-6, 0-7, 0-8, 0-9, 0-10.
Q: How is Yo' Mama like the New York Jets?
A: You give them a quarter, and they'll let you score.
Q: Why can't Geno Smith use the phone anymore?
A: Because he can't find the receiver.
Q: Did you hear about the joke that Geno Smith told his receivers?
A: It went over their heads.
Q: Why did the President want to send Geno Smith to Syria?
A: The CIA is convinced he is the only American who can overthrow Bashar al-Assad.
Q: Want to hear a Jets joke?
A: Geno Smith.
Q: Did you hear the Jets don't have a website?
A: They can't string three "W's" together.
Q: How do the Jets spend the first week of training camp?
A: Studying their Miranda Rights.
Q: Why do the New York Jets want to change their name to the New York Tampons?
A: Because they are only good for one period and do not have a second string.
Q: Where do you go in the New York area in case of a tornado?
A: MetLife Stadium for a Jets home game - they never get a touchdown there!
Q: Did you hear that MetLife Stadium had to be resodded?
A: That's what happens when you can't even get your own grass to root for you.
On the first day of school a first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Jets fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are Jets fans. Wanting to impress their teacher, everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl.
The teacher looks at the girl with surprise, 'Jane, why didn't you raise your hand?'
Because I'm not a Jets fan,' she replied.
The teacher, still shocked, asked, 'well, if you are not a Jets fan, then who are you a fan of?'
'I am a Patriots fan, and proud of it,' Janie replied.
The teacher could not believe her ears. 'Janie please tell us why you are a Patriots fan?'
Because my mom is a Patriots fan, and my dad is Patriots fan, so I'm a Patriots fan too!''
Well,' said the teacher in a obviously annoyed tone, 'that is no reason for you to be a Patriots fan. You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time. What if your mom was an idiot and your dad was a moron, what would you be then?'
Then Jane smiled and replied, 'I'd be a Jets fan.'
A Bills fan, a Dolphins fan, a Jets fan and a Patriots fan are climbing a mountain and arguing about who loves their team more. The Buffalo fan insists he is the most loyal. 'This is for the Bills!' he yells, and jumps off the side of the mountain.
Not to be outdone the Miami fan shouts 'This is for the Eagles!', and throws himself off the mountain.
The Patriots fan is next to profess his love for his team. He yells, 'This is for everyone!', and pushes the Jets fan off the mountain.
Q: Why are New York Jets jokes getting dumb and dumber?
A: Because Jets fans have started to make them up themselves.
