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Here's a concise answer, fool (and you can mock it all you want in your classic internet bravado): I promise, promise, promise you would not talk that way to me in person. You would not like the results. How does it feel to be a simpleton fool and a liar? You're a fool.

Disagree - it's an oldie but a goodie. Kind of like hearing a Journey song for the ten-billionth time while you're at the gym - it's still good stuff.

It's not possible for a single post to be more inane, asinine, and just generally devoid of thought than this one. You may have missed this, but that same awful Brady of 2018 won the SB that year.

Might get a fourth...

We need a double-funny emoji for this, like a funny emoji with a turbocharger on it.

Nice! I gets a check!

Is that gross or adjusted gross income?

They likely would have also won #7.

Can't they just pay some 400-lb. ex-powerlifter to follow him around everywhere 24/7 when he's off the field and give him a slight knock in the noggin every time he reaches for his cell phone or tries to talk to a woman? Or just tie him up under the stadium and let him out for practice and...

Yep, pretty basic. AB would be nice but definitely not make-or-break (you know, like he was for us last year when Happy Endings Bob cut him).

That would certainly add a whole new element to the situation.

Do you mean martial law? Don't know who the Marshall dude might be...

I have to have them fried. Gotta make sure my cholesterol gets a good pegging from the meal.

Chicken liver can be good if properly cooked. Has to be breaded and fried. We Southern folk know how to fry stuff.

I was employing the time-honored literary technique of understatement. And I will no longer be leaving quarter-pounders laying about randomly throughout the house for long periods of time.

Come to Tennessee - no disdain here. Probably not a whole lot of rioting/pillaging going to occur here if you get my drift. It would take a consummate fool to even ponder such.

That is slightly disturbing.

This would've been better if you had worked in the cat somehow.

I knew that one day being a loser would be a blessing! Wait - you mean a quarter pounder is not health food?

That would be preferable, for sure, if it is indeed only a starting point. Although I'd have to opine that it ain't exactly a great one...Kind of akin to proposing to your girlfriend by prefacing it with, "Well, I was seeing this other ho, but she just kicked me to the street, so I guess you're...