If you do tank the game, do it by playing 10 men on the field every play of the game. That should create a like a 20-30% chance of losing, but if you win it would also be pretty cool.
Seriously, if it takes at least 2 people to cover Moss, then Moss makes up for the missing person on offense. On defense, your corners shouldnt need too much help covering the Dolphins, who traded away their best receiver and saw an injury end their top receiving running backs season.
Beat the Dolphins with 10 men. If you lose, take the #1 pick. If you win, they can stop talking about their 72 team and start talking about their 0-16 team that lost to a 10 man team.