Garoppolo and Gisele became too friendly..

[borg]

An unnamed source stated that Tom Brady demanded Garoppolo be traded after he returned home early from getting a massaged by his best bro Alex and caught Gisele taking selfies in a Garoppolo jersey.

The unnamed source also says that since Kraft’s girlfriend is young enough to be his granddaughter he also feared Garoppolo would flash his dimples her way, which is why he mandated the Garoppolo trade.

Multiple sources stated Garoppolo’s lockerroom nickname was “Mr Steal Your Girl.”


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Also...Super G was distraught that her husband's BFF was the same man who rubbed down Tom's butt muscles 3 times a day. A Brazilian private investigator researched Butt Man's former life, prior to his FDA malfeasances, and discovered he was a spa masseuse at Miss Kitty's Spa and BBQ in South Reno in the 1990's.....using the alias "Chopper."
Super G contacted Miss Linda on the team provided burner phones to voice her concerns...setting in motion the events as we know them.

 

[Galeb]

@Galeb lighten up.. it was not a serious post.

I realized it wasn't serious. Enough negative ******** has been said about Tom, I don't think we needed another thread about it. On the bright side, the thread ended up where it belonged.

 

[Brady6]

I realized it wasn't serious. Enough negative ******** has been said about Tom, I don't think we needed another thread about it. On the bright side, the thread ended up where it belonged.

Yup this lousy thread got what it deserved... it is going to spend the rest of its life on the practice squad.