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Belichick On Vacation During Senior Bowl


I saw this thread and came here for the express purpose of making the Holliday pun. Feh, All I can say is that Bill has robbed the world of a potential milf niche porn bonanza. Actually I know nothing about her. She could be a rocket surgeon or something.

ya know, in the old days when you needed a flimsy plot for a porno, this one would write itself.

On Holliday

Open on Gisele lookalike denying TFB lookalike intimacy so that he does not waste his precious bodily fluids before the big game. Then he gets frustrated, calls hookers, and just like that you have scene 1. Then Gisele finds out and for revenge, picks up an animal control guy, because Florida. Scene 2. Meanwhile, down the road a piece, an old man is getting a massage at a strip mall. As the massage takes an unexpectedly sensual turn, the hands of the old man enter the scene, I'm gonna say tangled in a young lady's hair. The hands are festooned with super bowl rings. Explicit stuff I'm not writing for free, happy ending. Scene 3.

The old man's cell phone rings. We only hear the old guy's half of the conversation. We see the slightly less old man who is calling him from behind, in a hoodie with the sleeves cut off. The old man tells The Hoodie to go "On Holliday" for the month of February for once.... We zoom in on The Hoodie's phone, which displays the name "Holliday" as he dials. I guess all that together is scene 4.

Then the remainder of the film would be the exertions for which the film is named.
 
Bill is almost 69 years old. Maybe with Covid, it's best he not attend the Senior Bowl.
 
Either Bill is going to trust the evaluations of his college scout staff or he's just going to call around to his college coaching buddies and ask what they think of their own players.
 
At Bill’s age, he’d be better suited at a senior bowl tournament.
 

What happened to No Days Off? Bill is with Linda and the dog in the Caribbean instead of attending the Senior Bowl.

Not a great look in my opinion. This is a very important off season and even though we have people at the Senior Bowl having Bill’s eyes on these players and in the meetings with him is important. He has the ultimate say in who gets drafted.
 
Don’t have an issue with it. There will be scouts there and plenty of film to review.
 
Bill is almost 69 years old. Maybe with Covid, it's best he not attend the Senior Bowl.
Oh snap. Scene 6: Flashback: Bill and Linda with paint brushes, correcting the number of SB rings reference by the boat name to VIII. Linda says "You're gonna need a bigger boat." Then Bill, who has gold paint in his big industrial strength airbrush, starts airbrushing Linda. stuff I'm not writing for free. Fade to black. Cut to this season. Gauzy filters are gone. they come back to the boat, but they don't have to repaint this year. Tragic... you would think. But Linda has secretly hung letters spelling out "Happy 69!" in the background. Other stuff I'm not writing for free around the birthday theme. And, scene!
 
No worries; BB has sent Josh McDaniels as his proxy. Patriot Nation can sleep tonight.
caffeine GIF
 
Stopped listening to sports talk radio after the end of the Pats season.. reading about the comments about how this originated on 98.5 validates my choice.

Bertram & Felger search for conspiracy anywhere.. what really irks me is the oft silence of Scott Zolak, who seems to go silent when these idiotic conversations take place..

Remember in the past after a Sunday Nite game out west, that when the Pats got back to Gillette, BB would descend into the bowels and work all night getting ready for next weeks game..

The other things that Bertrand frequently searches for:

1. A clue
2. Carbohydrates.
3. His pen!s.
 
Our drafts don't make sense half of the time anyway. Maybe not going will prevent us from drafting a db in the second round.
 
Stopped listening to sports talk radio after the end of the Pats season.. reading about the comments about how this originated on 98.5 validates my choice.

I stopped listening after Super Bowl 53, when the first things I heard the morning after were criticisms and negativity. After a Super Bowl win. My life has been infinitely better and I've enjoyed sports infinitely more since that decision. Sports talk radio (at least in this region) is a cancer on sports fandom.
 
I get the big deal. If he wasn't vacation, he wouldn't have access to the Senior Bowl or the players other than what he can see on TV anyway. With COVID, there are going to be limited access to practices and the players or even the game.
 
Stopped listening to sports talk radio after the end of the Pats season.. reading about the comments about how this originated on 98.5 validates my choice.

Bertram & Felger search for conspiracy anywhere.. what really irks me is the oft silence of Scott Zolak, who seems to go silent when these idiotic conversations take place..
Regarding Zolak....... 98.5 receives Federal tax credits for hiring "special" employees.
The dude is an ADD poster child who is one missed dose away from short circuiting permanently.

Bertram was the fat teen who once sat at the jock table for lunch and now thinks his shat don't stank.
 
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