PATS16N0
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Rodgers is lavishing all sorts of high sophistication praise on Belichick 24/7 while getting a paid vacation from Green Bay courtesy of the stupid ass Jets.
Rodgers is going to be the Patriot starter in 2025. It’s going to be the last great Belichick mega-rivalry ****ing of the team he quit on a ****ing napkin, after a long scattering of soul-slicing games in between, like Thanksgiving 2012, which ruined them for literally ten years.
Rodgers is gonna’ talk all sorts of **** about everyone and every thing he wants to talk **** about on shows and podcasts from here until training camp. There’s gonna’ be drama, He’s gonna’ say the thing or something is going to go down but he’s going to start next season as a Patriot, even if the Pats have to trade for him, and it’s going to be hilariously glorious and totally stupid at the same time.
And it’ll be funny AF because it probably won’t even be that good (our terrible standards now aside), but if it isn’t it’ll be a little legacy hit for Rodgers and a little bounce for the already ridiculously distant Brady. Those post-career boosts are always pretty funny.
Anyway, brace yourself, Rodgers wants to get here and will get here.
Now that he’s already here in the region anyway, and he’s going to hate NY media going forward probably more than he already does. The Patriots are what the Jets were advertised to be - a contender with difference-making quarterback play.
The great Rodgers drama is going to be the story of this offseason. He’s doing it. He’s gonna’ follow the Favre arc. It’s going to be hilarious no matter what outcome, even if he completely sucked. If there’s infinity universes, there’s literally not one where it isnt at least hilarious.
Rodgers to the Pats. Rodgers can see the Jets suck. He wants to go out on some high-note. He’s already still cold. He might as well be cold playing for Belichick. Theres no NY Post. Kraft is probably hungry for a brand-bounce with a media-splashing, Beiichick’esque-“trade” if it comes to that, only also now potentially backed by bad-season Woody Johnson impulse-syndrome. Belichick gets to try to go out with maybe an AFC Championship game or something.
Whether through drama or trade, this relentless Belichick praise and ass kissing, a new example every day, is going somewhere.
The next great Pats/jets off season circus. Strap yourselves in we’re going into post-Packers Favre-arc quarterback lore followed by Tom calling the drama in the Fox booth.
Ultimate timeline incoming.
Rodgers is going to be the Patriot starter in 2025. It’s going to be the last great Belichick mega-rivalry ****ing of the team he quit on a ****ing napkin, after a long scattering of soul-slicing games in between, like Thanksgiving 2012, which ruined them for literally ten years.
Rodgers is gonna’ talk all sorts of **** about everyone and every thing he wants to talk **** about on shows and podcasts from here until training camp. There’s gonna’ be drama, He’s gonna’ say the thing or something is going to go down but he’s going to start next season as a Patriot, even if the Pats have to trade for him, and it’s going to be hilariously glorious and totally stupid at the same time.
And it’ll be funny AF because it probably won’t even be that good (our terrible standards now aside), but if it isn’t it’ll be a little legacy hit for Rodgers and a little bounce for the already ridiculously distant Brady. Those post-career boosts are always pretty funny.
Anyway, brace yourself, Rodgers wants to get here and will get here.
Now that he’s already here in the region anyway, and he’s going to hate NY media going forward probably more than he already does. The Patriots are what the Jets were advertised to be - a contender with difference-making quarterback play.
The great Rodgers drama is going to be the story of this offseason. He’s doing it. He’s gonna’ follow the Favre arc. It’s going to be hilarious no matter what outcome, even if he completely sucked. If there’s infinity universes, there’s literally not one where it isnt at least hilarious.
Rodgers to the Pats. Rodgers can see the Jets suck. He wants to go out on some high-note. He’s already still cold. He might as well be cold playing for Belichick. Theres no NY Post. Kraft is probably hungry for a brand-bounce with a media-splashing, Beiichick’esque-“trade” if it comes to that, only also now potentially backed by bad-season Woody Johnson impulse-syndrome. Belichick gets to try to go out with maybe an AFC Championship game or something.
Whether through drama or trade, this relentless Belichick praise and ass kissing, a new example every day, is going somewhere.
The next great Pats/jets off season circus. Strap yourselves in we’re going into post-Packers Favre-arc quarterback lore followed by Tom calling the drama in the Fox booth.
Ultimate timeline incoming.
