Worst Pats-related articles/tweets/etc. of 2014: nominee thread

[ctpatsfan77]

Let's have some fun here documenting the atrocities of the 2014 season: tweets, articles, stories, etc., that just make you want to smack some sense into the person who wrote them.

The only ground rule is this: posts on this board are not eligible (and will receive a dislike from me).

I'll take nominations until Saturday, when I'll post the worst of the worst for a vote.

 

[ctpatsfan77]

I'll start with one from today's game, a tweet by Ben Volin (since deleted, natch):

Ben Volin ‏@BenVolin 2m2 minutes ago
LaFell said he’s ok, but just saw him go by in a golf cart in a walking boot

To which LaFell noted:

Jody Breeze ✔ @Blafell1
NO IM NOT IN A WALKING BOOT SO CALM DOWN!!!!

Of course, since this is Ben Volin, it's quite possible he saw a white pregnant woman in labor.

 

[Rob0729]

I'll start with one from today's game, a tweet by Ben Volin (since deleted, natch):



To which LaFell noted:



Of course, since this is Ben Volin, it's quite possible he saw a white pregnant woman in labor.

Volin is such an attentive reporter, the person on the golf cart with a walking boot was a cheerleader.

 

[josh24]

Anything after Wk 4.

 

[Delicate Genius]

 

[Miguel]

Cap space=Brady trade insurance

 

[Miguel]

Will the QB position be evaluated this week?

 

[SunsOutGunsOut]

Will the QB position be evaluated this week?

Definitely my favorite ..

 

[Hammer of Thor]

How about anything associated with Ben Volin? In addition to today's latest, a couple of earlier ones (paraphrasing) -

- Good sign as Donte Hightower is walking through the locker room without a limp. [missed previous game with a shoulder injury]

- Patriots plan to replace Logan Mankins at LG this season with Sebastian Vollmer. [total snaps played at LG this season -- zero]

 

[Disco Volante]

http://grantland.com/the-triangle/new-england-patriots-kanas-city-chiefs-tom-brady/

http://grantland.com/the-triangle/buffalo-wild-things-why-the-bills-can-win-the-afc-east/

 

[SunsOutGunsOut]

@goofonroof: Bill Belichick is a disgrace. His act is so tired. Entitled, childish, disrespectful, condescending, elitist, unappreciative, boorish. #sad.

 

[SunsOutGunsOut]

@Phil_Davis15: @Espngreeny Losing Scott Pioli was the #Patriots biggest loss. Bill the GM has long been Bill the coach's biggest obstacle.

 

[SunsOutGunsOut]

@DRAMATICALIBER: Tom Brady and the Patriots are not making the playoffs this year. I’m sick of sports “journalists” still riding on this guy…#GoAway

 

[SunsOutGunsOut]

@KenAlofoque: Caller: "Brady is too much of a GQ quarterback now." .. lol