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Content Post JETS SUCK 2025 EDITION (OFFICIAL): DIVINE INTERVENTION DENIED

This has an opening post with good commentary and information, which we definitely recommend reading.
Watch out - the Jets are already making moves to stockpile QBs capable of giving them the #1 pick next year.


You can never have enough, you know!

What also helps a team that is tanking is to have two QBs who both think they should be the starter.

Shows something we already know, da Jete are really good at losing!
 
You can never have enough, you know!

What also helps a team that is tanking is to have two QBs who both think they should be the starter.

Shows something we already know, da Jete are really good at losing!

Remember: the Jete need to do well enough this coming season for Glenn to keep his job and to miss out on drafting a top rookie QB. Seven wins might do that, eight probably is too much to hope for.
 
From Jacob Robinson
Writer for The Athletic
NFL Newsletter


Here were some of his favorite quotes from Jets readers. First, Evan N.:

Being a Jets fan is like renewing a gym membership every January for half a century. Each year, you walk in, convinced this is the year everything changes. You buy into the plan, you picture the transformation … and by March, you’re back on the couch, sore, disappointed and somehow still paying for it.

By March! Before free agency even starts! JJ put it similarly:

It's like getting great seats for opening day of a baseball season, but rain is predicted. Sure enough, it pours all day, and the game is called before you even leave the house. There is no hope, but even worse, you're not even in the ballpark.

This one is by Steven C.:

My 5-year-old daughter asked me what the difference between baseball and football is. In her estimation it was: 'Baseball is the one where they hit the ball with the bat and run around bases. And football is the one where you stare at the TV and yell, "F---!"'

One last word, from Matt:

Every Sunday feels like your father who left for 'milk' is going to come back. You sit on the porch, looking at the driveway, thinking this week will be different, imagining his beat-up 2010 Honda Civic will pull up on the gravel. However, the sun sets, the car has not arrived, and you go back inside, ready to do it all again the next week and the week after.

Yikes. Bleak. There are over a hundred more responses, including: "Rooting for the Jets is like rooting for the bad guys in 'Home Alone. . .'"
 
Seems like many people have a price where they’re willing to sell their souls voluntarily. Breece Hall’s is three-year, $45.75 million with $29m guaranteed.


I wouldn't describe him as a locker room cancer, but the media does describe him as being moody and inclined to make "business decisions" when things are going bad for the Jete, which is all the time.

The kindest way I can think of saying it is da Jete are rewarding a down hill runner, a sunny day sailor.

The less kind way of saying it is da Jete are rewarding a moody ***** and a quitter.
 
Is the unexpected success of the Knicks giving Jets fans hope for the future?
 
Is the unexpected success of the Knicks giving Jets fans hope for the future?

Don’t worry. The 2026-2027 NFL season for the Jete will bring us more iconic lows for the franchise, like every year. Any hope they might be gaining will be squashed by week 1.
 
Is the unexpected success of the Knicks giving Jets fans hope for the future?

They probably think one ****roach scurrying past another on the floor of their trashy apartment in Hoboken is a sign that the Jete are going to win the Super Bowl this season with Gee-No Smith and Russell Wilson leading them to glory!
 
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