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have to go buy a new iron in order to help my kid finish his "poetry" assignment which requires me to spend $123 on iron-on paper to have 24 poems attached to the shirt I will never let him wear" !!!!!! Mock Draft.
1. Carolina…Cam Newton. He will sell tickets and he will scramble all over the field. Hell I loved watching Steve Grogan shed tacklers, tuck and run, and that naked bootleg he took to the house from midfield…still my favorite old time Pats play. Carolina…here he comes.
2. Denver.. Marcell Dareus…talent and need match here
3. Cincinnati….Buffalo, looking to trade out of this slot. Buffalo was #32 against run. They were #28 in both offense and defense. Despite general consensus, drafting Von Miller does not solve their interior problem. Merriman is on the books for two years and I don’t see management overlapping with such a premium pick.
Trade: Cincy swaps #1s with Buff plus a #2 in 2012 . Afraid to be jumped over, Cincy pays up. Cincy had a nice run with a premium 1st rounder (Palmer)…they try again with GABBERT.
4. Arizona…Buffalo, looking to trade again convinces Arizona that teams want Miller, but Miller will excel on the Arizona turf
Trade: Arizona swaps #1s with Buffalo plus #69 (3rd rd)
Arizona selects VON MILLER
5. San Fran……Buffalo is on a roll, why stop now. San Fran wants Peterson, but seeing that Buffalo is playing Lets make a Deal, and Jerry Jones facelift was spotted near by….they throw a token 2012 pick in
Trade: San Fran swaps #1s plus a #4 (130)
San Fran selects PETERSON
6. Cleveland… AJ GREEN…Fat guy with stache likes to score points…gives the young QB a target, rounds out offense
7. Buffalo…time to pick …NICK FAIRLEY… They get a DT with some pass rush in him, acquire some present and future chips for a team with needs across the board.
8. Tennessee ..no QB here, D line is a need…..JJ WATT
9. Dallas. . PRINCE A
10..Washington…Skins want a QB but need more picks. I just don’t see the need for teams #11-16 to move up. Pats could offer a late 3rd to move up….but he won’t.
Redskins select QUINN
11. Houston ..CAM JORDAN
12. Minnesota…T Smith
13. Detroit.. Castanzo
14.. St Louis… J Jones
15. Miami….sitting here with all their Tier II Qbs ready to be plucked. Do they go for the inaccurate QB . Or a boring OL….or will they continue to go the #1 RB route that has worked soooooo well.
Here we go….Cue Gloria Estefan and her Miami Sound Machine….RYAN MALLETT.
Rag armed QBs of the past be dammed. Finally a PRO ARM. His motto at his Miami tryout, Marino smoked weed, why not me? Time for this organization to take a risk, and this kid has the arm. Miami can’t wait until #79
16. Jacksonville…Kerrigan
17. Washington So who wants to trade up for BB’s pick. Fatty King says a team is ready, but the #28 scenario is wrong…so who will give us a #2 now and a #1 in 2012...Tenn or Washington….I am flipping the coin and saying Washington because Tenn just doesn’t act all crazy…and I bet Vince Young returns.
Trade: Washington swaps #41 plus a a 2012 #1 for #17 and selects…..DALTON. Why? Because Dan Snyder saw him on TV and had to buy him
18. San Diego…AKA…a whale’s ******. ALDON SMITH
PATRIOTS
Trade out of #28 to Tennessee, receive #40 and a #2 in 2012
1. Carolina…Cam Newton. He will sell tickets and he will scramble all over the field. Hell I loved watching Steve Grogan shed tacklers, tuck and run, and that naked bootleg he took to the house from midfield…still my favorite old time Pats play. Carolina…here he comes.
2. Denver.. Marcell Dareus…talent and need match here
3. Cincinnati….Buffalo, looking to trade out of this slot. Buffalo was #32 against run. They were #28 in both offense and defense. Despite general consensus, drafting Von Miller does not solve their interior problem. Merriman is on the books for two years and I don’t see management overlapping with such a premium pick.
Trade: Cincy swaps #1s with Buff plus a #2 in 2012 . Afraid to be jumped over, Cincy pays up. Cincy had a nice run with a premium 1st rounder (Palmer)…they try again with GABBERT.
4. Arizona…Buffalo, looking to trade again convinces Arizona that teams want Miller, but Miller will excel on the Arizona turf
Trade: Arizona swaps #1s with Buffalo plus #69 (3rd rd)
Arizona selects VON MILLER
5. San Fran……Buffalo is on a roll, why stop now. San Fran wants Peterson, but seeing that Buffalo is playing Lets make a Deal, and Jerry Jones facelift was spotted near by….they throw a token 2012 pick in
Trade: San Fran swaps #1s plus a #4 (130)
San Fran selects PETERSON
6. Cleveland… AJ GREEN…Fat guy with stache likes to score points…gives the young QB a target, rounds out offense
7. Buffalo…time to pick …NICK FAIRLEY… They get a DT with some pass rush in him, acquire some present and future chips for a team with needs across the board.
8. Tennessee ..no QB here, D line is a need…..JJ WATT
9. Dallas. . PRINCE A
10..Washington…Skins want a QB but need more picks. I just don’t see the need for teams #11-16 to move up. Pats could offer a late 3rd to move up….but he won’t.
Redskins select QUINN
11. Houston ..CAM JORDAN
12. Minnesota…T Smith
13. Detroit.. Castanzo
14.. St Louis… J Jones
15. Miami….sitting here with all their Tier II Qbs ready to be plucked. Do they go for the inaccurate QB . Or a boring OL….or will they continue to go the #1 RB route that has worked soooooo well.
Here we go….Cue Gloria Estefan and her Miami Sound Machine….RYAN MALLETT.
Rag armed QBs of the past be dammed. Finally a PRO ARM. His motto at his Miami tryout, Marino smoked weed, why not me? Time for this organization to take a risk, and this kid has the arm. Miami can’t wait until #79
16. Jacksonville…Kerrigan
17. Washington So who wants to trade up for BB’s pick. Fatty King says a team is ready, but the #28 scenario is wrong…so who will give us a #2 now and a #1 in 2012...Tenn or Washington….I am flipping the coin and saying Washington because Tenn just doesn’t act all crazy…and I bet Vince Young returns.
Trade: Washington swaps #41 plus a a 2012 #1 for #17 and selects…..DALTON. Why? Because Dan Snyder saw him on TV and had to buy him
18. San Diego…AKA…a whale’s ******. ALDON SMITH
PATRIOTS
Trade out of #28 to Tennessee, receive #40 and a #2 in 2012