I have not yet committed to playing the 2018 Season

[Joker]

 

[Patriot Missile]

I'm not sure what my favorite color is anymore, but I'll let you know before camp starts.

 

[Tony2046]

I am pleased to announce that Ian and I have agreed to terms on a new contract.

Starting today, I have signed to a three-year deal with Patsfans.com.

I will post a minimum of 500 posts a year, with bonuses dependent on likes, agrees, and funny emotes achieved. Under our terms, comments count as one post, and new threads count as 10 posts.

For purposes of this contract, dislikes from @IllegalContact count as 100 likes, and likes from @AndyJohnson count as 10 likes.

For compensation, I will receive continued use of the site, 24 hours a day, seven days a week, 364.9 days a year, and commenting privileges. I will be allowed to make up to three polls a year, and if I go over that limit, the penalty is a conversation with @FourierSeries about boxing.

Great news:

 

[Tony2046]

True.

But I did save hundreds of dollars on my car insurance by switching to GEICO.

 

[SammyBlueCat]

Wow. We are all going to be running some laps for this thread.

 

[gomezcat]

I'm afraid that I can neither commit, nor can I confirm my non-commitment, to playing or not playing for the Pats.

 

[SammyBlueCat]

I'm afraid that I can neither commit, nor can I confirm my non-commitment, to playing or not playing for the Pats.

How quick are you Gomez Cat?

 

[gomezcat]

How quick are you Gomez Cat?

Ooh, I can walk the 40 in 10 seconds. If you put pizza at the end, it becomes a sub 4.0 dash. I'm built like a Nose Tackle minus the muscle.